When you put it that way, the Soviets must have loved chess more than they hated capitalism back in the day, because they didn't change the rules:

Oh yeah, that totally fits!

I've been using the little dog like a complete noob.

Changing their browser homepage.

At this rate of cross-posting, scientists warn that everything could be leche by 2027.

And he'd be far too polite to talk politics or religion with his neighbors anyway.

He's that "boring" and reliable, emotionally restrained type of nerd that keeps everything in order for society.

Just in time.

How did they manage to do this so close, but 3 days late?

Good thinking. You could get so many nickels that way.

Always.