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[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 102 points 2 months ago

Woah woah woah woah….hold the fuck up.

Are you telling me that hipsters aren’t part of a hip?

[-] GargleBlaster@feddit.org 34 points 2 months ago

I've read studies that most hipsters indeed have a hip. But I'm not a expert on hip related stuff. I mostly focus on elbows

[-] Denvil@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

With gargle in your name I would have thought you'd focus on throats or mouthes

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 10 points 2 months ago

No, but hipsters do have hips, meaning hips are hipstersters.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 months ago

Does this mean toasters are part of a toa?

[-] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

What about hamsters?

WHAT ABOUT HAMSTERS!!!!?

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[-] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 63 points 2 months ago

Ironicaly, this is not the dumbest thing he's ever said.

[-] rImITywR@lemmy.world 66 points 2 months ago

This isn't even the dumbest thing he has said about lobsters.

[-] Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Goddamn they would have to put him in another coma if he read that.

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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 2 months ago

This isn' a joke?

No idea who he is.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 2 months ago

Jordan Peterson, noted lobster admirer.

That's not a quote from him though, they just drew the obvious mental association line between the quote and him.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 11 points 2 months ago

Gotcha!

Apparently I have been successful enough in avoiding him that I forgot what he looks like.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 9 points 2 months ago
[-] snooggums@piefed.world 9 points 2 months ago

No one is more humble than I am.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Well, there’s me, but no. It’s fine.

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 49 points 2 months ago
[-] akilou@sh.itjust.works 42 points 2 months ago

Jordan Peterson would consider the idea, half-agreeing and following up with, "well, it depends on what you mean by lob"

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago

This makes more sense than 90% of the things he's said.

[-] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

And he has a weird amount to say about lobsters, believe it or not

[-] UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 months ago

I'm embarrassed to be a Canadian every time I see this guy or his family in the news.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 months ago

At least he lost his license for saying mentally ill people should kill themselves.

[-] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

There's always gonna be a black sheep. No need to take the blame for others.

[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah, me too...

But we gave more good than bad, John candy, Mike Myers, Dan Ackroyd, Jeff Healey, and on and on and on....

So what if there's a couple of Jordan Peterson's or Justin Bieber's...

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Agreed. I'm surprised he's still in the news. Fuck him.

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Idk if a shitpost on lemmy counts as news.

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[-] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 months ago
[-] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

Oh, the value of a University of Toronto Psychology degree.

[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 11 points 2 months ago

Don't even get me started on hipsters

[-] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

If I never saw that guy face again I'd be happier

[-] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 months ago

If you read it in Kermit the Frog’s voice, it’s like you’re in the room with him. Minus the smell of meat-and-benzo sweat.

[-] WereCat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

This just proves that we’ve been had by a trickster

[-] FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

ladies and gentlemen, the most intelligent right-wing man.

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 months ago

Clean ur room, donchaknow

[-] Sektor@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

The most intelligent right wing men and women are dismantling USA democracy, and are doing a pretty good job so far.

[-] Gork@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

This is yet another sign that society is degenerating.

[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[-] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
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[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Well I mean people just keeping telling stories about them; the they just drag on and on

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago
[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Knobsters are part of a knob.

[-] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Doctor of pseudology.

[-] Alsjemenou@lemy.nl 4 points 2 months ago

starts crying

[-] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

He's got a foot in the grave and a wasted life to not be remembered

[-] mech@feddit.org 3 points 2 months ago
[-] Alberat@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

ironically, hipsters are not hip (except ironically)

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
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[-] nullify3112@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

And monsters aren’t part of a mon ? Is that what they are hiding under Olympus Mons?

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Jordan Peterson's voice is just Robert Zubrins voice but one octave lower

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Chatters is this real?

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