[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

He set ad and eve up, too. He meant for them to eat the dam fruit,

All so he could LARP as the White Knight™️.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago

out of curiosity... does that first fact account for the continued expansion of the universe?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago

You're expecting it all to make sense. It's like a the lies a 2 year old tells to explain and justify having gotten into the chocolate cake, after having tried to lay it off like they hadn't (missing the whole having it all over their face thing,).

The longer they're allowed to go, and the more you poke holes the weirder it gets.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 10 hours ago

Just because there was only one sacrificial offering doesn't mean jesus wasn't a sacrificial offering.

The whole thing about jesus being both fully god and fully man is that no "normal" human would ever be sinless- and therefore would be an inadequate sacrifice. Therefore god became man- that is, jesus- whose sole purpose was to be a "perfect" sacrifice.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 hours ago

Well, they were in luck... he's only mostly dead. If he was all the way dead, it wouldn't have worked. but Mostly dead? Miracle Max can work with that.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 hours ago

its not a very large dick, so, that makes it easier.

[-] [email protected] 59 points 11 hours ago

Christianity is, by definition, a cult of human sacrifice.

Kinda puts the entire faith into perspective.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 11 hours ago

I'm curious which is more common a failing #3 or #2.

most christian charity or aid orgs are mostly about that captive audience.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 1 day ago

trump doesn't get to pardon state charges, so have fun with that.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

I think what we should do is have a max age for appointment, and then phase one out every 2 years.

This gives an 18 year turnaround, and every president gets 2 nominations. The senate must follow confirmation hearings and cannot pull that shit Bitch McConnell did on Obama.

The most senior justice in the one that goes. Unless One dies early for some reason.

Also mandate ethics and oversight.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

Mum looks really tired.

She needs a nap.

Also, when she’s less tired, let her know she’s a good girl for me? And give some scritches or whatever,

[-] [email protected] 80 points 1 day ago

Because a lot of actually-cool trolls signed up for the parade with no intention of actually attending

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Cake Bandit.....lol (www.cnn.com)
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I'm impressed, I can't even eat an entire costco cake....

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Tapir Cutie (lemmy.world)
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So a new malaysian tapir calf has been born at the Point Defiance Zoo, and just.... look at this cutie:

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surprise.....

(missed it earlier today, deleting as a repost)

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Finally got him! (lemmy.world)
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I’ve been getting trolled most the year by a GHO- they’d set up above my window and hoot until I went outside to try and get a picture.

Eventually set up a webcam… jerk used it for a perch (and flew in and off from behind… all it saw were its talons…)

Whelp. It’s grainy. But I finally got ‘em.

(Very) Early Christmas Day. There was at least four others calling out, maybe 5-6, some were distant, so they were too bothered to hide from me.

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Orly? (mander.xyz)
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Stormtroopers (mander.xyz)
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Granted, I was going to slap it onto one of my parent’s shiny kitchen appliances and make jokes about it being a mistake to let them have WiFi…. But still…..

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submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/17032394

unknown title, by pleumier

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16933715

Florida man sneezes his intestines out of his body at restaurant

I try to read all the articles I post but for this one I noped out after 1 sentence. Enjoy!

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16280100

Two arrested, including 71-year-old man, for allegedly stealing almost 3,000 boxes of LEGOs

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Hooo? (mander.xyz)
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cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/12883966

Hooo?

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