[-] [email protected] 106 points 2 days ago

Whose shit do I need to eat to feel like a normal person?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

And that severed arm is giving you the thumbs-up gesture.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Me in 4th grade to girl: "You have nice hair."

Girl: "Shut up"

Me: "Welp, I'm never trying that again."

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

I didn't look into it much as I was busy with something unrelated. I just suddenly started getting a bunch of error reports from an app we have running on Compute Engine.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago

Meh, I don't use Lemmy on my work computer.

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Nothing is wrong (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Normally I'm the same way, but some of the songs on this show are good enough to justify it for me.

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Chipmunk (lemmy.world)
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I think I'd like to go bigger with it next year.

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I enjoy writing software, but...

I'm sick of making yet another fucking CRM.

I'm sick of trying to keep data synced between seven different third-party services.

I'm sick of trying to pull everything in the database into a single fucking dashboard.

I'm sick of trying to stay within a budget that's based on some wild-ass guesstimates made by someone who quit over a year ago.

I'm sick of creating things that will only ever be seen by a couple people in some random companies, and will be enjoyed by nobody.

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I'm wondering if anyone here has gone through this process, and what the experience was like. (I'm not asking for help with any particular error or anything like that. At least not yet).

I got put in charge of maintaining an old codebase that includes Xamarin projects for android and ios and we seem to have run into a situation where we need to update the framework not just for security, but to keep the mobile app fully functional as Apple and Google update their APIs.

I did see that there was a button in Visual Studio to automatically upgrade the project, but apparently "upgrade" means "break fuckin' everything" so I'm guessing I'll need to take a more manual approcach and also blow a bunch of hours on finding replacements for all the dependencies that required Xamarin and are no longer maintained.

My biggest problem is that I haven't even heard of Xamarin before this thing got dropped in my lap so I have some confusion about how it's supposed to work on top of my normal baseline amount of confusion.

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This is at least the second email I got asking to "collaborate" on Google Play. Protect your accounts, folks.

My favorite part is how he addresses it to himself.

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Whatcha doin'? (lemmy.world)
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Well, actually my dog found it, but I got a short video.

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I'm not sure exactly when, but at some point in the past month I stopped getting text messages in a group chat between my mom and siblings. Weird thing is I don't seem to have any problem getting texts sent just to me, or even with other group texts (as far as I know).

We mostly just share memes and shit, but it drives me nuts thinking that someone could be trying to tell me something and it just doesn't reach my phone.

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I miss my void (lemmy.world)
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I had her for at least 18 years and she was special. She was shy and spent 99% of her time in my bedroom, but she was also pretty vocal and would often reply when you spoke to her.

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Learn Git Branching (learngitbranching.js.org)
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[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

My mom once said "flat bowls" when referring to plates.

[-] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago

Did he actually say the words "cognitively impaired"? That seems like a lot of syllables.

[-] [email protected] 123 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh please... We stopped researching that technology in the 40s. We never perfected it enough to make super soldiers.

[-] [email protected] 104 points 2 years ago

3 months ago:

"Can you comfirm that each user account can have no more than one of these entities?"

"Yes. Definitely."


Today:

"Oh by the way, we have some users who need to have multiple entities. Can you fix it?"

[-] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago

We are your friends now. You don't need them anymore.

[-] [email protected] 63 points 2 years ago

I blame Fox "News" more than any foreign government.

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