I ain't fancy but I do have a go-to: Jif + Smucker's strawberry between two toasted Eggos. This is why I'm fat.

Now I want to try watching Holy Grail in Japanese.

I believe the sound is 「おい、ロッキー、僕が帽子からウサギを出すところを見てよ！」

(Ah yes, my finest work: a joke in a language I don't speak well about a 65+ year old show most folks here probably haven't watched. 😅)

I'm my own grandpa... 🎶

Literally just quit my job so I can take a "sabbatical" (my resumé word for "taking 18 hour naps instead of dealing with incompetent upper management"). ✌️

I'm imagining the rooster with Bill Duke's voice.

When reading anything published by The Daily Mail, it's best to assume that the story ranges between poorly reported and outright fabricated.

Good thing that ocean was there or 1600s Virginia would have claimed the entire planet with their innovative "peeling the label off a biscuit can" approach to real estate.