He'd get a 20 minute standing ovation from me if he happens to have a massive coronary onstage.

We're just on the end of a bit of a heatwave, and I found out my neighbors don't have AC because they spent nearly the whole time outside in the shade because their house was too hot inside.

These are the same people that have multiple pitbulls never kept on a leash, rarely mow, often park on their front lawn, and used to sell drugs out of the house, so I'm finding it very difficult to feel very sorry for them.

My grandparents came to Canada in WW2 after nearly being killed by german bombing in Belgium, to be with family that came here during WWI to escape the same thing. We had a lot of family members that went back to serve in the army, and I can fully understand why there were no intentions of playing nice.

Edit: We're polite, but you only get so many sorrys before the hockey sticks come out.

So no taking turns?

"Hot Singles In Your Area With Hand grenades! CliCk HeRe!"

While getting pick pocketed by Nixon.

Probably less security risk this way too.

And "Weekend at Bernie's" was a movie about tasteful ways to move a corpse.

Now that you mention it, I've never personally seen them in a room together...

Is Milli Vanilli going to do his famous lip syncing impression?

I mean.. if the white house were to blow up at the right time it would fix a lot of things.

Way back when I was in school a kid tried ramming me on my bike with his, he learned very quickly why that's not a great idea. The rammer will completely lose steering and end up ass over tea kettle the second his front tire touches the other bike. The other bike will be fine unless you also get his front tire, in which case you both will go down.

Only thing the cop could have done is get in front of the other bike and cut it off, hitting the other bike's front tire with his back tire. That would keep him stable and cause the other guy to bite it, which is very dangerous to even try and can really go wrong quick.