I think this is actually wholesome haha. Well, maybe not the Twitter handle. But like, yeah.
Hiiii Hazel :3 Thanks for the lovely detailed post, this was a treat to read!
Silly little muddy paws of cuteness
Yessss he was ❤ Thanks for leaving a sweet comment, it's nice to know I'm not alone with this grief
He was the sweetest little fluffy rodent. It's the first time I'm losing a pet rat. I'm crying a bunch 😭 And well... it's normal; it's the cycle of life and death. A good reminder to cherish life itself and the ones around us, pets or humans. I'm treating my 4 other little critters today to celebrate them being alive and healthy.
I didn't have him for very long, and it still hurt a lot to lose him. I took him in July, as I had a lonely rat I rescued at home. He has been a lovely companion to Hatchi for the time he was there. He was 1 year and a half at the time according to the previous owner.
This photo taken when he was still healthy btw.
Thanks for taking time to read this. I just needed to tell somebody 💖
Rest in peace, Pistache
Maybe he sucked the cock of 100 girls and is 100% straight, how transphobic of you to assume he's bi for sucking cocks /s
(See how easy it is to get offended if you really give it an honest try)
Squirrelly rodent on the McGill campus. Montréal, Québec, Canada
I knew of "smart ass", but "smart balls" sounds nice for sure too!
How about cocky behavior therapy?
I'm a vagina with a pH of 4
For those who didn't get it, it does actually say minimum ! 
Source : I dabbled in calligraphy; it's a fun word to write out (although you can make it more legible with proper spacing between letters so it doesn't look like a bunch of lines)
You just dark roasted yourself
Don't believe that people, these are but mere speculations
Please post video of this on lemmy.ca/c/squirrels thanks
But aren't well all connected by our inevitable destiny to pee? Maybe the real poetry was in their username this whole time.