Nothing in my lease that says I can’t have tasteful nudes of myself up during showings.

Nooooo my upbears futures contracts

I didn’t know he was sick!

Morning Brew (YouTube channel) is fascinating. It’s like a peek into an alternate reality where Obama-era pivot to video and the sort of tech optimist entrepreneurial spirit wasn’t a huge scam. They do good lots of good content, but it’s just bizarre surreal and bizarre because everything about the channel feels very 2014 despite it not existing then.

Probably includes maintenance on the XL couch though

Pretending to be poly to save on rent and get an XL couch

The Trump administration being so comically corrupt they may be destroying the white collar defence attorney industry is an incredible bit

Joining what I thought was a very legitimate volcel cult, and slowly realizing Flaciditus, the Ancient Greek philosopher that started it was just really insecure about his ED. Constantly appearing as a secondary character in Plato’s dialogues being like “yeah idk guys, maybe fucking twinks is morally wrong or something”

Crazy bulge gap.

(Fundamentally misunderstanding my relationship with my realtor) yeah I think she’s into me, she keeps asking me about my work and living situation.

Love there is no pretext of justice in that judge’s statement. Just straight up saying “some people at the last eyes wide shut party were really uncomfortable so you must pay”