Using the word "breed" for human beings having a child is maxing out my Hitler particle detector

As an actual poly person I really hope this is a joke because holy fuck this is one of the most toxic sounding polycules I've ever heard of. It sounds like a fucking cult not a polycule

my polycule always walks in 4:3 formation, because any group should have more more melee brawlers than ranged DPS in a typical, urban environment.

all those people and nobody thought of adding a qr code to the url 🙄 sorry i only join polycules with smart people

Pretending to be poly to save on rent and get an XL couch

but i only have 1 hobby ☹️

polycule with eugenic characteristics

full head of hair, perfect scores on all the physical tests, genetic profile ready to go but...

says here you're 5'11" sorry, that's incompatible with our positioning requirements.

This is obviously problematic but part of me can't help but appreciate they have a charter

The age question has me imagining a polycule that just keeps changing over time as members bald and age out, a true relationship of theseus

Sorry, I only get involved with polycules who walk in a nickel formation

If so, what is the expected age onset?

Two years ago

My special move is falling asleep on the XL couch before the sex stuff happens you all can have fun i'm eepy i have work in the morning

Defector? Is this a polycule or a cult?

special move

ZA WĀRUDO

There are many reasons to hate "rationalists", but them doing polyam like this is a big one for me

I promise that most of us are not like this

Seems fun and normal.

I'm going to live in the woods

"A defector" lol, lmaooo

Breed

genetically-optimal breeding combinations

Playing Fire Emblem like

Preferred height range rules out 50% of AMAB and 60% of AFAB people. Of course, if this were real.

What did you guys put down for special move? Mine is the waluigi wriggle