If you fart too hard you'll lose your structural integrity and collapse like a floppy sack of flesh.

Your actual skeleton left you because he was tired of your shit

Nintendo made him pretend to be Italian because they hate Italy.

Have you ever seen a Nintendo exec in Italy? Didn't think so.

Barry likes cigars and sex with your mother.

We know because once Xi was like "Bro are you a single-celled protoplasm?" and Biden was like "Yes."

Research indicates that although drinking bleach kills most people, if you're a landlord or CEO it instead gives the drinker superpowers such as immortality and the ability to make people on Twitter stop saying mean things about you.

What a cute couple.

I hope you got them a wedding gift.

If you dare to try and cook something in secret, Xi's secret anti-freedom organ sniff-sniffs your freedom attempts and he teleports into you house and eats all of your food. It's true

And if you don't he will spank you and call you a pissbaby while all the other communists point and laugh

The less you own the more communism it is.

The more you own the more capitalism it is.

I am very smart.

He had a special garb he would wear to eat Pizzahut and sell his country to capitalist oligarchs in. It was his bootlicker garb-achev

This is why there are no children shows in Brazil anymore. Lula gulaged all the television actors in Brazil as soon as he was sworn in.

Lula has plans to invade Britain to personally gulag everyone still alive who was ever involved with the creation of Teletubbies.

This is, of course, the end goal of all communists.

Symptoms include:

1. Shidding
2. Farding
3. Pissing

The only cure is to praise owls.

Note: Wrong Facts is not associated with owls or any owl posters. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.

Enjoy!