Link to It's almost too early for Christmas you have been warned.
Matisyahu becoming a full fledged Kahanist was absolutely on my bingo card
Yeah when did Hungary take over Iran
One of my favorite quotes is "I aimed for America's heart, but I hit it in the stomach."
Hegseth just sent the Memo they need more rum, sodomy, and the lash.
I just learned of the existence of The Israeli Lounge at the Kennedy Center. I get that artistic tastes can be very diverse and personal but OMG what a monstrosity (in my opinion, of course).
My CHUD co-worker: “Whelp, I was hoping taking that Venezuelan tanker was gonna help the price of gas. Guess that’s not happening.”
Oh, you crazy leftoids think Israel’s behind the demonstrations? Oh? would Israel burn a mosque???
I know we’re all living in a post-irony world, but 
just spent months deploying the gestapo to Urban areas because of “crime” only for his most loyal apparatchik to get merked in exurban Utah.
If socialized medicine ends up being called trumpcare omg.
Dispelling stereotypes by illustrating Jews aren’t good with money.
You mentioned SNL and it occurred to me that Fallon has been rewarded with a national version of “Jared’s Room,” a parody of pre-YouTube webcam college bro humor.
Fallon as Jared was never funny. He wasn’t meant to be funny. (Horatio Sanz scored a couple good bits) He couldn’t get shit right but thought that everything around him was hilarious because his brain was permafried on 2000 era mids.