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"Hon hon hon, we are le French!"

Okay but you also live in fucking Canada. Canada is a goofy ass country with Moose and Tim Horton's.

You don't get to keep being Le Fancy Ass French people with your wine and cigarettes and black and white movies while living in fucking Canada. Assimilate into tacky ass Anglo-Canadian culture or move back to your pretentious ass country of perverts. The French language inherently sounds pretentious and snobby so speaking in outside of a snobby ass context is stupid. If you exist within the same culture that made Trailer Park Boys and the Red Green Show you really shouldn't be speaking it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

"Teenagers be getting bored and doing shenanigans" is probably one of the safer and less harmful assumptions about human society throughout history.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I once went to some cave with some ancient American Indian painting on it when I was in the Boy Scouts.

Some looked like dicks, and I joked with my Troop that I wonder if this "ancient sacred artifact sites" were actually just Paleo-Indian teenagers drawing dicks and asses on the cave walls while bored one night.

I think my theory still holds.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago

When they first posted it just said "RU" so I was confused

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Trans beer store! (hexbear.net)
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Any trans comrades want a brewsky? It is pride.

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"We live in his company!"

[-] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago

It would be funny if someone redacted-1 redacted-2 her and said "well we all die" as a defense at their trial.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 12 hours ago

Well you should open a place that sells them and call them like "Toppy Drops" or some other weird ass shit.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

I think Diego Luna has said some pro-Palestine stuff in the past.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Someone needs to make a Stav AI

[-] [email protected] 10 points 16 hours ago

"I wish I was special, somebody special,

But I'm an ethno-state!"

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago

I hold no fantasies of creating a neighborhood cabal

It's called a Cadre when you're a communist.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

Fascist movement tend to attract a lot of unstable, adrenaline addict aggro types. A lot of early Italian fascists came from the Arditi, which was basically early Italian SpecOps and were a bit notorious for being super violent and hopped up on stimulants all the time. I've worked with a lot of Vets who say modern SpecOps dudes are largely the same, always high on some shit and itching to kill or fuck anything. A lot of these guys get attracted to the Far Right after service.

[-] [email protected] 55 points 1 day ago

Probably because this shit is more effective at damaging his image than the other horrible stuff. His fandom mostly liked the other awful shit he does, it makes him seem "badass" in their eyes.

Pointing out he's a pee pee pants boy who broke his own dick is way more damaging to him that pointing out he's a racist sex pest.

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"Wow I guess you're just BUILT different."

"..."

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Me at the gym (hexbear.net)
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Fuck iPads, having kids look at glossy pieces of paper with diagrams of castles and pictures of cool pirate swords is what the children need.

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In another life I'd love to be a float plane delivery guy, dropping off toilet paper and beer to people living in bum fuck nowhere, and maybe doing some lite smuggling on the side. I'd have a handle like "Buck" or "Otter" and have a big beard.

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submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Dude owns a Tesla (yes I know, but he's chill I promise, just a bit of a tech bro, surprisingly good politics despite it), and apparently they're offering free Cyber Truck rentals to all Tesla owners to entice them to buy one.

He decided to do it as a bit despite thinking they're dumb as hell. What should we do with it?

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