this is chuck schumer's mind palace

I certainly don't want to eat something that has the exact color and texture of old sofa padding

doesn't really matter, the criteria"for "white" will change over time to keep "white" as the majority

examining a slide labeled "Pee, poop, and butt." under a microscope and shaking my head to show that I don't agree

balls: huge

posts: regrettable

a bike? what am I, gay?

saying "i was just following orders" earns you a spot at the bottom of the pit

dudes who don't rock

sure they were going for some anti chinese racism but funny enough this is the face that came to mind looking at the car's front end

american problems require american solutions

Simpsons did the tomacco and it wasn't as dumb as the real thing

fun trivia, that reaction isn't coded into the shards, it's coded into the glass and only on tempered glass, check the wiki if you're not sure where to find that type