coasting through life because i just happen to look like the local hair-trigger murderer

i only know enough to get myself in trouble

what a fucking jam, every time

i didn't expect to find some deep Monty Mole lore in the comments but apparently Monty is cancelled for crossing the picket line??

i'm mostly just surprised that it's still considered "wood" at that point instead of some other kind of plant part

The wood is soft and fibrous and the taste has been compared to chestnuts.

i would have guessed that "wood" is too strongly defined by all of its indigestible structural shit like lignin to the point that "wood" and "edible" are mutually exclusive, but apparently this one tree just happens to... not use lignin for some reason? pretty neat

guy not allowed within 500 feet of a school joins the anti-school party

ethical ambergris

ambogus

it makes sense if you contort your brain into rightwing mode: children are the property of their parents and this is a restriction of lgbt parents' property rights

I saw a Japanese threatening a Russian by pirating Dostoevsky, only for the Russian to reply with a pirate site and some book recommendations.

fuck that's so good lmao