[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Swords to ploughshares - while at war, swords

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 hours ago

SCREEEEEEEEEE

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 hours ago

Hail? Looks like rain

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago

The feel of the trackpad on this dell is so bad it makes me want to smash my hands with bricks

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Try something less goofy, like Archaludon

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

At least Ash Ketchum is a male voice actor, thank goodness for glorious Nippon

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 40 points 10 hours ago
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[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 10 hours ago

Honk shoo, apparently

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

No, silly, you've gotten it wrong:

Communist Manifesto's publication: 1848 BCE

Lenin's birth year: 1870 BCE

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

I don't want to argue against myself to make it sound any more serious than it is (it's a joke) but yes, I agree

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 21 hours ago

Peace be upon you theory-gary

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/doomer@hexbear.net

Person "Hey, KuroXppi how's it going?"

KuroXppi "Yeah, good thanks, [Person], yourself?"

P "Not too bad, lovely weather we're having"

K don't mention unseasonable warmth for this time of year "Yeah... get up to much on the weekend?"

P "It was so cold on Saturday so stayed indoors, but it was lovely on Sunday so we had a picnic! They were forecasting rain but luckily it held off. There were a few mozzies though, the bastards. How about you?"

K not mentioning below average rainfall across most of the state and reservoirs under continuing strain, insecticide "Yeah not much, saw a comedy gig with some mates and slept in Sunday. Anyway, gotta get to the morning stand up, have a good one" not mentioning accellarating climate collapse, micro plastic pollution and the shifting baseline syndrome

Normal conversation

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Any of the three will do

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Rise above the masses. Come who you are meant to be.

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submitted 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

I'm finding lots of disconcerting bean thoughts bubbling up from my brain stew

Like cw

What if I were to eat a beanis. Like put a whole beanis in my mouth, chew and digest it

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How do you like it

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They're in the anals of power

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If you're with with us, you're beangainst usq

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And Beanis was her name

She's got it
Yeah beany, she's got it
Well, I'm your Beanis
I'm your fire
At your beansire
Well, I'm your Beanis
I'm your fire
At your beansire

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Hhhhetdygdgdge (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Wonder what happened to the lutes

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

Clap your peepers on this

spoiler[beanis](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/e57d2cc3-653d-490f-abd2-796a4caae410.png "emoji beanis)


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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

ralsei-doobie

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What. Does. Mine. Say?

GOOD

YEAH BUT WHAT DOES MINE SAY???

POST

WHAT DOES MINE SAY

GOOD

WHAT. DOES MINE SAY

POOOST

Dud wheres my post

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