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I'm more of a [GRATUITOUS DARTH VADER IRON LUNG NOISES] kind of sleeper.
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Because of continuous positive airway pressuremogging
CPAP Club!
samesies. i'm a cpap evangelist. anytime someone makes reference to chronically poor sleep, i tell them to get sleep tested.
good, reliable sleep is life changing.
I do appreciate waking up feeling somewhat rested now
pictured: me in my airfit n30i
Honk-SKREESCHSXHDCHSCH (that’s the sound of my teeth grinding until my TMJ is dust)
More like a sudden SNORK!!! HUH WHAT THE FUCK WHO'S THERE?!!... Then fall back asleep instantly.
I snore, and the other night I was talking in my sleep and yelled and it woke me up like 
mimimimi-meOW ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ
I wish I could sleep when I want to
I prob need a CPAP
I almost exclusively breathe in a waltz pattern
dammit now I'm doing it too
honk shoo shoo
Honk-shoo is the People’s sleep, honk-mimimimimi are bourgeois scum!
On my back: honk shoo
on my stomach: guttural moaning like I’m the kid in the Grudge
CPAP cancels it all out
Honk shoo, apparently
My snores are classified as war crimes.
hoonk mimimimi sorta person, I think
My partner says i'm a honk mimimimimi
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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