I'm more of a [GRATUITOUS DARTH VADER IRON LUNG NOISES] kind of sleeper.

Honk-SKREESCHSXHDCHSCH (that’s the sound of my teeth grinding until my TMJ is dust)

More like a sudden SNORK!!! HUH WHAT THE FUCK WHO'S THERE?!!... Then fall back asleep instantly.

mimimimi-meOW ฅ^>⩊<^ฅ

I wish I could sleep when I want to

I prob need a CPAP

I almost exclusively breathe in a waltz pattern

Honk-shoo is the People’s sleep, honk-mimimimimi are bourgeois scum!

On my back: honk shoo

on my stomach: guttural moaning like I’m the kid in the Grudge

CPAP cancels it all out

Honk shoo, apparently

My snores are classified as war crimes.

hoonk mimimimi sorta person, I think

My partner says i'm a honk mimimimimi