[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I'll need to see a medical certificate. Until then, you're a prime suspect.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

Fuck off, it's good for 3 months after opening.

Let me smell your breath. I bet there's soy in there.

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I even put a sticky note with my NAME. I've already wrote an email to everyone asking whoever it is to STOP drinking my soymilk. I really like to have my tea with a bit of milk. I can tell you the name of my shop if you want to buy your own.

Looking at you, Charlie.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

*creatour

fucking sick of Amerikan spelling

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

courrect*

*I'm british

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

I don't live in France. But Jesus fucking Christ I hate people deciding it's OK to light one up next to me in a queue or outdoor seating.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

I don't mean this to disagree with you, but I'm sure that Lenin would be banned from Tiktok pretty early. Being in social media can probably be somewhat helpful tho.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This needs to be seen more

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  • Team Fortress 2 - Team Fortress Classic was pretty based back in the day. I know I was looking forward to the Valve remake before it came out. But let's be honest, Heavy's accent is super racist, and who the fuck was Sniper shooting back in Australia. And no one from New York sounded like Scout since 1948.

  • Red Dead Redemption - Can't accept reality that we're not riding ponies anymore. Probably a certain species of Amish.

  • Warhammer - Has no qualms about ordering tens of thousands of people to their deaths. Probably thinks that it's cool.

  • Tomb Raider - Has extremely unrealistic beauty standards. He'll judge you if you can't free climb a sheer cliff or DIY a bow and arrow from stuff around the campfire.

  • Civilization - Still hasn't gotten over Great Man Theory.

  • Project Zombiod - Not so secretly wants to kill everyone in the neighborhood.

  • Fallout New Vegas - If a person is so willing to mod the fuck out of a game to make it playable, they're going to try to change YOU at every turn.

  • Hitman - He's going to do an adventurism and the FBI will be knocking on your door before you know it.

  • Hades - Paternal issues. Also boys that obsess over Greek myths are just neo Christians or weebs by another name.

  • Vampire Survivors - Has the shortest attention span possible.

  • Subnautica -thinks that the Titan was a good idea

  • Plants vs Zombies - cares more about defending his backyard than he does about your feelings.

In summary, if your boyfriend has played any of these games for an hour, you should really break up with him.

spoilerIt's all just bait

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 days ago

I came here to say this. Westerners have this conception on Kiwis as kind and quaint that's very much at odds with the genocidal chuddery of big landowners there.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 days ago

How does a producer tell an actress to lose weight without offending her

I might be wrong, but I feel like most people get a bit bigger as they get older. (Not that that actress is overweight at all). I gotta be 15 kilos more than I was at 18 years old.

[-] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago

I'm shocked at the level of "well fuck 'em" modern society demonstrates towards children. What level of sociopath does one need to be to not care about our kids.

[-] [email protected] 53 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I teach teens. I approach it with the perspective that apps are supposed to be addictive. And have a bit of empathy for the kids, it's not their fault they're addicted.

Also we were saying four years ago that repeated COVID infections would mess kids up cognitively. Kids today are on their 8th infection now?

[-] [email protected] 40 points 5 days ago

God this is every convo with a right wing person about health.

Me: [describing a well known problem that everyone knows is near impossible to cure]

Chud guy: Have you tried ice baths???

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This shit isn't funny. I will fight you if you say it again. angry-hex

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I'm tired of having an argument with a "leftist", they throw every bad faith liberal putdown at me, yet somehow they've gone to all the best schools and have traveled to 6 continents for fun in their life.

Are you a member of the bourgeoisie!?!?

One guy I know from uni is the largest shitlib in the world. Absolutely "if a guy won't vote for Hillary, he's sexist" kinda dude. Only I know that he's from one of the largest landlord families of his country.

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Should I just divorce or ghost her? Maybe make a fort out of pillows that she's not invited to enter.

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I just walk to the TV and fuck around with the buttons on the bottom until I find what I need. Fuck infrared radiation, I don't need it.

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How could they do this???

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Just imagine if this happened to someone not posh, I don't want to imagine how they'd get by.

People in the comments of the YouTube video, ffs stopped "wishing her a speedy recovery" and wear a mask so this doesn't happen to more people.

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Dunno but maybe things might change

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This is why I will never support communism

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Please donate if you can. Now we only have the Ford Foundation and Bill Gates Foundation grants left

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