If you had a button of horrifying cosmic power that did insert ethically suspect thing for dubious payoff, how enthusiastically would you push it? main (hexbear.net)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Turn every living thing on earth into a catgirl? Lmao sure.

Every building is now a cactus of an appropriate size and shape? Sure, why not.

Give me complete ontological power over creation? Hell yeah.

Drag the very stars from the sky to fall upon us, releasing us from hellworld? You can not imagine how hard that button is getting slammed.

A deathnote that only works on redditors? Not a button but sure, sounds fun.

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago

A button that causes everyone to die a horrible death and gives you nothing, but it's on a Cherry MX Blue keyswitch

[-] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

a button that makes a pleasant, season-appropriate beverage appear before you, but you immediately have to shit real bad

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

IDK this doesn't really have any downsides if you already gotta go.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

and it's 100% upside if you're backed up

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Pumpkin Spice Draino

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Realistically, I'm pushing that button. Just to see what happens, no matter what consequences or rewards you offer I will push that button. I'm effectively a cat with opposable thumbs. Do not in any circumstances allow me access to the button

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

A button that gives everyone's pinky fingers sentience and autonomy from the central nervous system

I didn't push it but I couldn't stop my pinkies in time

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Obligatory Ren & Stimpy.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

The grotesquerie of some 90s cartoons is one of those things.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Adult Party" was just the main Ren and Stimpy guy showing who he really was all along and it explained all the abuse and torment he inflicted to people around him.

And the worst chuds I've ever known loved it, especially the frog episode. Please don't look up the frog episode. CW: almost everything.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Yes gigachad-hd

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

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