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I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE, WHO WANTS SOME?

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEE???

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Please put directly on my balls. Thanks!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

DOES ANNYBODDY WANT CAWWFEEEE????

[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Coffee makes my heart pound but I'll share my monster with ya

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Aren't they both caffeine? How does your heart know the difference?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I think the extra things in monster help make me less jittery. Not really sure, but its absolutely a thing i notice about myself

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[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I JUST MADE A FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

stimulants are for the weak. In fact, I take ambien in the morning to make my jog to work more challenging. When the revolution comes I will be ready.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

WHO WANTS COF- DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEEE?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE? WHO WANTS- WHO WANTS COFFEE?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhh

uhhhhhhhhhh

Can I get -- you know what nevermind

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I JUST MADE A FRESH POTTOF COFFFFEEE!

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'd like some coffee please

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Yes, as I have previously indicated, I would like some coffee please.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

HEY BUD, YOU WANT SOME COFFEE??

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WHO WANTS COFFEE? I JUST MADE COFFEE?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Me. I only got tea right now.

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HEY DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

No thanks, I just cut caffeine.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

As long as it’s coffee flavored

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

HEY, DO YOU WANT SOME CAWFEEEE???

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

let us go to the coffee shop and buy a coffee and drink the coffee and eat a small sweet treat with the coffee and be refreshed and recharged to continue working for 5 more hours.

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm having easter dinner flashbacks now

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

WHO WANTS COFFEE? DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

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DOES ANYBODY WANT COFFEE?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

it's hot now so i've started doing cold brewing in my french press. it's really good i can't believe they charge so much for the premade stuff

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I JUST MADE COFFEE

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I JUST BREWED THIS FRESH POT OF COFFEE!

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