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Why I Stopped Dating Guys My Age and Started Dating Guys Who Were Born as Old Men and Are Aging in Reverse (reductress.com)
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Know how to make me never visit a site? Have a pop-up that invades as a scroll. Fuck reductress.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I pulled it up just to nope out. Enjoy those engagement and ad response metrics, dickheads.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

TY, saved me a click.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I got a popup to shame me for having adblock, followed by a popup for an in-house ad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Who actually thinks they work?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

The boss of the people who ate forced to implement them.