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Stupid evolution. (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

We should have flaccid teeth that only get hard when we are hungry and see food

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It would have cost you nothing not to promote the concept of tooth boners.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

brb I need to brush my teeth for the 4th time today

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Brushing too much can be a bad thing, especially if you use too much pressure.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Thanks, I hate it.

Imagine having to vividly imagine eating a bacon cheeseburger in order to floss or brush. No thank you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just stick your finger between your flaccid teeth and give them a good rub. No biggie.

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