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[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 years ago (5 children) That looks to be a cello or bass.... Violins would have a chin rest. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 133 points 2 years ago (2 children) Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (1 child) The bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] natecox@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I'd like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please. permalink fedilink source parent [–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 28 points 2 years ago That’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade. permalink fedilink source parent [–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* I tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky. On the shoulders alone, I'd say it's probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders. permalink fedilink source parent [–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* does he not look well rested to you permalink fedilink source parent [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Unless of course it's made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn't have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 133 points 2 years ago (2 children) Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (1 child) The bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] natecox@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then. permalink fedilink source parent [–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I'd like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tunetardis@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (1 child) The bow is also on the wrong side of the bridge. Though now that I think of it, that might produce an even higher sound like you would expect of a microscopic violin? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [+] natecox@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then. permalink fedilink source parent
[+] natecox@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent [–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) Look, he's trying, ok? He only started learning last week and it's an instrument made for a completely different physiology! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) With all the legs and fingery things, I feel like tardigrades would probably be better at playing the world's smallest clarinet. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* I think he'd do a superb job with @FlyingSquid's trombone, too. I mean, just look at him. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago If you're such a critic, you try teaching a tardigrade how to play a stringed instrument then. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago I'd like to subscribe to your tardigrade facts newsletter, please. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 28 points 2 years ago That’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* I tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky. On the shoulders alone, I'd say it's probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* does he not look well rested to you permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago Unless of course it's made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn't have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful. permalink fedilink source parent