It's actually quite small.

Unfortunately, tardigrades love the bass and cello and hate violins so the only way to get a photo of one playing the violin would be to fake it somehow

That’s for a human grade violin. This is tardi grade.

I tried zooming in on the headstock to see which direction the tuners point, but the image is all fucky.

On the shoulders alone, I'd say it's probably a cello although there are basses with round shoulders.

does he not look well rested to you

Unless of course it's made for a tardigrade which, like Donald Trump Jr, doesn't have a chin to make a chin rest at all useful.

Minuscule Music and More. It's on the miracle mile right next to Kohls.

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