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This would make oral hygiene much easier in my opinion.
Try brushing something that just flops around, would be a pain
Maybe we'd start looking at pictures of food to get "in the mood" before brushing... food porn
There would be a much larger variety of toothpaste flavors.
Would be a pain? More like a pleasure...
Could be that instead of brushing you use the tongue to clean between the teeth, as you would be able to push them aside.
And I think mouth wash would be used instead of brushing.
There wouldn't be all the crevices we have now, though. Plus, I feel like a soft surface would hold on to scraps less tightly. Hell, you'd probably be fine using just mouthwash.
Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis
So I can't eat cereal but sucking cock would feel better than the receiver. Idk, man. Life is boring enough, I'd go for it.
Making out would be amazing!