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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My wife's granny in West Virginia: "I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

“I wouldn't push her/him off the bed” means they’re fuckable in German.

Original: Ich würde sie/ihn nicht von der Bettkante schubsen.