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[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Went back home after like a decade and ran into my dad's old boss from when I was a kid. His southern drawl was pronounced and nasal like a side character in an old western, "Well I ain't seen you in a coon's age!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fur others that become curious, captive raccoon life expectancy in the wild is 3.1 years. But, have been known to live up to 20 years in captivity.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I kin heer tha "sheeeOOOT!" from here.