this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
1241 points (99.2% liked)

Microblog Memes

6893 readers
2265 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One of my favorites:

"It's hotter out here than a fresh fucked fox in a forest fire"

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"fawx" and "fahr", for the unfamiliar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That made all the difference hearing it in mah mahnd.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Sheeeyit, i's hahtt'r awht hee-uh thunna freshfukkt fawx inna fohr'st fahr."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a native speaker. You're pretty close! It's:

"Hotterna fresh fucked fawx inna forst fahr"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I knew I used too many 'o them fancy, uh, whatsits. Ya know, um, yeh: lettrs.