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I wouldn't tell anyone I won the lottery but there would be signs
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Yeah after 25 years of zero dentist visits I have my first toothache this week. I'll never financially recover from this.
A cocaine addition is possibly cheaper ๐ ๐ข
The spot price for gold at the moment today 2024/3/4 is about $66 USD a gram. If anybody reading this is doing or has been doing drugs, remember if you are paying around 65 a gram (Average Cocaine and Heroin pricing) you are essentially throwing gold in the trash with every hit. I ask that those who think current drug policy is effective think of this fact, drugs are literally worth their weight in gold despite being illegal.
Are you suggesting investing in drugs?
Ive just this second opened the worlds first meth bank! Freely and securely deposit all your meth in me.
Damn, I went 10 without going. Had to suddenly go because a molar started crumbling. 3 years, 4 crowns and 2 new fillings later, Im doing a bit better now...
Oof, yeah... A cleaning and exam is $100-300 in the US. A root canal is $600-1600. Crowns are $1100-1700.
It's worth it to hit up the dentist at least every few years... Ideally 1-2 times a year.
Insurance is bullshit, though. It's a racket that's evolved only to favor the insurance companies. My dentist literally told me this.
Get insurance if you know you've got bad teeth, or a problem, though!
edit: added hhs link
True, many have to resort to the following, quick search resulted in this article:
Dental Health: How To Find Dental Schools and Dental Assistance Programs [Lora Dodge | April 21, 2022]
https://www.verywellhealth.com/free-dental-work-3975010
Where can I find low-cost dental care? [hhs.gov]
https://www.hhs.gov/answers/health-insurance-reform/where-can-i-find-low-cost-dental-care/index.html
For the love of god, don't let it get worse. Had to wait months and 2 rounds of antibiotics to get mine removed after it got infected.
Worse pain I experienced, it just never eases up till your medicated.