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[–] [email protected] 68 points 8 months ago (2 children)

This is what happens when you push someone through the higher education complex on a sports scholarship...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, he might just be dumb. Pretty sure I knew space was real before I was 10 lol

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Exactly. An idiot like this should never be enrolled in a technical university.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago