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How about a compromise, we inject them with a comically large syringe of concentrated microplastics.
For science :solidarity:
Can I be the one injecting and have the task make it so it's mandatory for me to say "woopsie oopsie sowone is suwuffering cowonsequences of der actions" in a very cutesy voice whenever I start the injection? I know some people may think this for of mental torture is too great, but I think it's justified.
The modern version of the death of Marcus Licinius Crassus where they poured molten gold down his throat.