this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Would it make more sense if they were labelled "YouTube Dopamine Hits" ?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Is it even a dopamine hit though? I watched a handful of them and they all seemed to just be someone yelling at the camera for 5 seconds, then a 5 second shot of whatever the hell they were yelling about, then 10 to 15 seconds of them asking me to like and subscribe.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

this pic goes so incredibly hard

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

No, that actually took effort and creativity to make. Not enough bombardment of emojis and TTS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

I use shorts for cute animal videos, that's their only legitimate purpose imo

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Would that make a list of shorts a line? Can I snort them?