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Yet another silly trolley meme (hexbear.net)

submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't flip the lever. For the bus to kill the person in position 1, it has to kill the person in position 0.5 first. But before 0.5, it must run over 0.25. And before that, 0.125. Actually, this can be extended ad infinitum. Therefore, motion is not real, and nobody would die.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 9 months ago

Stalin saved the world from fascism, but Zeno saved an infinite number of people from getting hit by a trolley... who's based now, tankies?