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Oh no the neural implant project backfired, I must now spread the logs throughout the building an leave a distress message in Latin (feddit.de)
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[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago (3 children)

When the patient dies Musk’s team will write a report saying it was the patient’s fault.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Look, he's all about free speech and free thought. But if people are going around using the wrong free speech and thinking the wrong free thoughts, they leave him no choice but to... Correct the problem. /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, Musk is a man of highest ethics. He would never rush such a product and risk people getting brain damage. Or extort them for subscription costs later. Just don't ever Google "NeuraLink monkey deaths," 'k?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Or, you know, “[literally any medicine] [literally any kind of lab animal] deaths”

Not a pretty picture.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

They were thinking wrong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Patient didn‘t tell them about their Bill Gates microchip duh.