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Ugh it came out the ass
Unless I've been horribly misinformed, so does honey
It's actually coming out of the cloaca. No idea about the chicken tho
You're both misinformed. Honey doesn't come either out of a bee's anus nor out of a bee's cloaca. It comes out of the mouth. Bees don't even have a cloaca. Chickens though do have a cloaca and that's where the eggs come out.
So where do the chickens produce honey from then, smartypants?
They get it from Aldi.
No way a chicken would fit
The chicken comes out of the egg, the egg comes out of the cloaca
So I’ve thought about the chicken and the egg issue. Wouldn’t it be the egg first since it contained an evolved spices that we currently call the chicken? The one that produced it doesn’t have to be a chicken, only that it produced a mutated offspring whose egg contained the chicken.
It's more like the egg contained something slightly different from the mother, and that trend continues for thousands and thousands of "iterations" until eventually it's completely distinct from that "first" one. There shouldn't be any species that gives birth to something completely different where it's protochicken straight to chicken.
That’s kinda what I’m getting at, in that at some point you draw the line on what is a “chicken” vs what isn’t a chicken.
Is the egg named after what laid it, or what it contains?
(That’s why I love that thought experiment)
Cloaca is its ass, just a multifunctional one
Is "Multifunctional Ass" the sequel to "Detachable Penis"?
That's ridiculous, chickens don't have asses. When's the last time you went to KFC and ordered a bucket of wings, breasts, and asses?
Sidenote: my phone thnks the word breasts must be changed to breaststroke every time.
Silly every tgingat kfc is chicken asses.
The asses are like the sub-dogfood grade meat at taco bell. You don't explicitly ask for it, but everyone just knows that's what they are getting.
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But I eat ass for sport
If eating ass was a sport I’d know about it.
It is, but is not competitive yet. We are hoping to form a league.