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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)
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[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Are there any shady commercials of products that I can buy before 11?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'll sell you the rights to buy pluerpen coin at half its actual value when it is released next month. That's a whole 50% off, and it'll almost certainly go up in value one million percent the first week. This is totally a very legit and real coin that will displace Bitcoin. So, how many coins do you want to buy? With your 50% discount they're only $37,000 per coin. Should I put you down for 5?