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[–] [email protected] 112 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Lmao what the actual fuck 🤣

[–] [email protected] 67 points 10 months ago

Taylor Swift stole my pic-a-nic basket!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Somebody's playing with the cursed Mad Libs booklet again.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Japan gets the Death Note, America gets the Conspiracy Mad Lib...

That seems fair.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago

My right wing neighbor dropped this conspiracy on me a few months ago, when Kelce and Swift just started dating. His thought was that Kelce had a COVID vaccine commercial, and the government was using him and Swift to reach a broader population of little girls to brainwash them into getting the vaccine for the "fake disease".

I haven't followed up with him on it, but now that the Chiefs are in the Super Bowl, I'm sure he's doubling down on his crazy conspiracy theory. I guess I shouldn't say "his" theory. I didn't realize it at the time, because I don't mainline Fox News and News Max, but I guess this must have been something my neighbor heard on some crazy show at some point.