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Right-wingers have convinced themselves that planes are unsafe because of diversity initiatives — and some have sworn off flying altogether

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I wish they'd hurry up and become a death cult

[–] [email protected] 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Just need to convince them that life is woke!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Being awake is woke by definition

[–] [email protected] 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They already are. They worship the death of their God, ignoring all the stuff he said to do while he was alive. They won't engage in any common sense gun control. They worship the military while they're engaged in killing people, and then they demand those people continue to sacrifice their lives by underfunding and cutting benefits at the VA. They force births, but only to feed the machine with those bodies - once the kids are born, they try to stop them from receiving any benefits like food, medicine, or education - in large part to force them into the military or prisons where they can be controlled and used up.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's worse because they are a suicidal death cult.

They wish to bring about their version of the end of the world and are doing everything they can to make it happen. All the while, they are dragging the rest of the world down with them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Kamikaze death cult.