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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Being an expert in any arena is fucking annoying when you have to deal with idiots.
Oh yeah, I am an expert in my arena as well (been a Secutor for almost 15yrs) and I have to constantly deal with these idiots.
"Oh, I'm a Murmillo, look at me!" Bitch you can't even see out that damn helmet.
"Hurr Durr, I'm a super cool Dimachaerus." Most people can't properly fight with a sword and you're gonna use two?
So I completely get you.
Gladiatorial vindt is easy, you just use Russell Crowe