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[–] [email protected] 53 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info

[–] [email protected] 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

Hmmm, perhaps we can play tug of war with foreskins lol

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago

Username checks out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm intact(/uncircumsized) and cannot imagine how you would accidentally do that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Honestly just being way too rough with it for like twenty years

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's not gonna restore the nervous system bits associated.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

New nerves do grow. Muscly/fat/pregnant people have the same skin senstitivity. But there are special function bits that are lost. The Rigid Band has special nerve endings, gone forever. Frenellum too

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Just make sure to double, triple, quadruple check any foreskin restoration advice you get. Some of the ways people suggest can be really dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.