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Reblog if youre american (lemmy.world)
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[–] 245 points 2 years ago (23 children)

Yeah fuck circumcisions. Child abuse is what it is. I want my fucking foreskin back

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  • [–] 83 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    I want my fucking foreskin back

    Doom music starts playing

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (11 children)

    Not sure how badly you want it back, but it is possible to restore. Non-sugically. Basically skin under tension causes Mitosis (skin cells dividing to make more skin) - think putting on weight, gaining muscle, getting pregnant, or ear gauges. You tug the skin long enough and eventually have your hoodie back. The results are surprisingly impressive. r/restoring_foreskin has a bunch of info

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  • [–] 68 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    bruh. I don't necessarily want it back and was just angry about the fact that it was taken from without my consent in the first place. But thanks for the info anyway, tho not sure what I'm gonna do with it.

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I basically did by accident

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago*

    Oh, I’ve seen that. It’s fascinating. There’s a ball with outer clamps and varying degrees of weights you can add on a dangly bit. You attach the contraption for some number of increasing minutes per day, and it stretches the skin surrounding the glans until it’s long enough to encompass the glans. After a while, the little ball will be encompassed by the new foreskin.

    He says it’s not painful and I believe him, but not being the owner of a penis, it looks at least uncomfortable to me. Then again, I’ve never used gauges, either, and as you said, it’s pretty similar to that.

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I don't want much just want my foreskin back again
    No it's not TMI I shared it 'cause we're friends
    My parents chose this road but I'll choose where it ends
    Don't I deserve it all? Gonna grow it back again

    Grow It Back Again - foreskin restoration anthem from How To with John Wilson (HBO 2020)

    (Piped mirror)

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  • [–] 0 points 2 years ago*

    Oh yeah I remember this guy. He has a good cause (anti circumcision) but had to ruin it with Bill Gates conspiracy theory nonsense. Also I love How to with John Wilson

    edit: hmm actually there is some stuff about bill gates and circumcision so I should probably fact check myself here

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