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[–] [email protected] 84 points 9 months ago (3 children)

As an American who’s uncut… there’s a scar?

[–] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What's fucked is I had no idea that was a scar until I was well into adulthood.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

This is something I do not wish to google. Is it noticeable? I would assume a small surgical cut that occurs at infancy leaves no significant scar

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Not to be crude but this pretty much is what I'm talking about. It's almost like having a two toned penis...

NSFW btw... Although it is just a drawing

[–] [email protected] 60 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Wow the frenulum gets removed as well sometimes? What an outdated and ridiculous thing to be doing to children for absolutely no good reason. Yeah sure, some studies show it improves hygiene I've been told. To me that's about as proportionate as removing all your healthy teeth so you don't get cavities in the future...

[–] [email protected] 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The studies where it 'improves' hygiene are poorly designed as they don't control for education and understanding.

In other words - what's better: teaching our baby boys the simple act of cleaning under their foreskin in the bath, along with the rest of their body or cutting off a sensitive and important part of their body to make masturbation and sex more difficult?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Is anyone elses penis turtling the more they read of this comment thread?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ok wait the rest of this is important but sidebar, my peehole is called a MEATUS??

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Biden needs to bring this up at the next State of the Union address

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A bit wierd, but hey, whatever gets it hard for you. I'm not here to judge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Meaty Erection Around The United States

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

A meatus is a hole/tunnel, with some specific properties. You also, just as a by the by thing, have an external acoustic meatus on each side of your head.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Two tone Malone 😞

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Are you saying all those vitiligo penises in porn are actually just circumcised?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Let's just say there is a definitive line where what once was my foreskin now just is a smooth piece of skin connected by another. I wouldn't call it a scar because like I said I had no idea it was not normal. There's definitely a noticeable difference between the top part and the rest of it. I'm not sure how else to put this delicately. Honestly, I would just google it.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Unacceptable. Upload a pic of the tip of your dick pls.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean if you really want it I'll do it. It's just anatomy. Plus I have a wide angle lens...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

It's not like I want to see it, but I'm this down the thread it's too late to stop. Bring it on.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

LMFAO that was good 👍

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

It is the number one cause of Two-Tone-Malone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I can understand why people might not notice, most of my research sources are heavily pixelated.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Have you tried using a VPN and looking it up from outside Japan?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean I’ve seen lots of porn and never noticed anything that looked like a scar, but then again I don’t typically focus on the dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

As a rampant homosexual who's done lots of dick-focused study - there's a scar and it has different levels of noticability. Some are faint, some jagged, some with mismatched colours, some bright red, etc.

Like any scar it can be very variable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Yea I got it with the two tone Malone comment. That’s my G.

But I appreciate yours as well.