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Warren "all you can eat" Buffet (midwest.social)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I don't have to chop, stew, dismember, or sell a $5 bill. False equivalency argument.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

I know right? Picking up a lost $5 doesnt carry any of those rewarding tasks.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago

i think you ate the onion on c/theonion lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My guy, this is the onion

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yes, I can read. And see where it's posted.

Doesn't mean I can't debunk a theoretical argument.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

THE ONION DEBOOONKED!!!1!!!

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago

Some people pay good money for a solid debonking.

Or a handful of dead squirrels, I'm sure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

only the top 1% of IQs can debunk internet satire

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

Aw crap, I'm not an IQ I'm an ENFJ. ;(

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

It's fine. He never said it. He has said he thinks its ridiculous that he gets so much money for doing nothing compared to school teachers while paying less taxes.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

That's just what they want you to think