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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Next time you give him a ride, make a pit stop.

"Yeah Ill get you where your mom asked me to get you, but you sit here in the car while I go grab some groceries I need. You can have the windows down a little if you like."

Turns the power dynamic around real quick.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

"Want me to leave the radio on, little buddy?"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Also: "Do you want me to get you a chocolate bar or some lollies champ?"