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[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I wouldn’t really call them a café, just a chain where you can buy drinks made from burnt-to-shit coffee beans.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

That's okay. The coffee beans to chocolate, whip cream , soy milk, and extra caffeine ratio is like 1:99.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

You forgot the ten tablespoons of sugar that eats your insides to hide the taste of shit beans.