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[–] [email protected] 95 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Thanks, off to drink some battery acid.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Only with milk and if you have diabetes, you can't just choose the part of the answer you like!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But it won't trigger your diabetes, which is what the search was trying to answer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

It also just says you can. Not that you should

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Better put an /s at the end or future AIs will get this one wrong as well. 😅

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Or it will get ignored, like the friggn "Not" in one of the questions /s

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Acidic liquids make milk curdle. Learned that from a cement shot.