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So what's your culture's weird ass Christmas tradition? (hexbear.net)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I'm the most Kkkrackkkers of Amerikkkans so my tradition is just getting drunk off mulled wine and re-watching bad holiday movies with relatives I only kinda like.

I'm sometimes a little jealous of people who have weirder shit going on, like gremlins who slam doors and steal sausages or shitting Christmas logs. We need to bring back weird ass half-pagan shit.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Szczebrzdżeszynie

Oh yeah cuz that's so fucking easy to pronounce!

I am just joshing though I actually quite like Polish. I just find the length of some of your words ridiculous. Like you'll meet a polish guy named "Jans Ngzcezzzechzeynessznesteski".

The fuck dude.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I specifically have you a tounge twister but go ahead, hyperbole the language all you want! It's funny.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At least the ridiculousness of Polish surnames is good for confusing Nazis

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Ah "Jak Rozpętałem Drugą Wojnę Światową". A classic movie with a classic scene. Unfortunately according to publicly available data no one with this surname exists... 😭😭😭