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[–] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I can imagine someone watching a few YouTube videos and thinking they can pull their own tooth, but doing a root canal on yourself is a little much. Bad joke.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

objection: this is fucking 4chan

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Agreed. Remember that kid that castrated himself? Or the guy who hung himself from the radiator on a live feed. Root canal is small fry.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I’m sorry, but WHAT?!

Do not answer me, but Jesus fucking Christ, what in all fuck.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good point. I was assuming average intelligence. They have repeatedly shown that they are below average.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Maybe they're average intelligence, but with above level go getter attitude?