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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon asks a girl out (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You say that, but now I've been electronically tagged for hanging around a train station toilet naming people's penises.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Joe, get off of Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Can... Can you name mine?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago

Squiggly boi

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Xandorp Writhingshame

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

What kind of names do you give them?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

How's your half-brother Fabio?