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wish me luck so i dont lose my job (hexbear.net)
submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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i recently applied to go from a contractor to an internal employee and got the official job offer last week. my drug test is tomorrow and the form says its an oral fluids test, which i will pass, but i have this gnawing anxiety that ill go in and they spring a urine test on me (i would not pass this). i have powdered urine from testclear, and ive used it before and passed a urine test two years ago, but this test will be given on the jobsite and will be harder to pull off.

wish me luck that its a saliva test, i really dont want to lose this job :(

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

One time I taped a pouch with a friend's urine to my thigh, but forgot to account for the tension that the tape would put upon the pouch. Thus when I opened it piss gushed out all over my underwear and jeans which were around my ankles. Then I had to go back to work in piss covered pants. Anyway I passed the drug test, so gl comrade

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Did anyone ask why you were covered in piss or did you just play it cool?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago

I played cool

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

most people feel too awkward to ask, you can use this to get away with things sometimes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Getting away with soiling myself like a boss 😎