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[–] [email protected] 44 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Really? Dolphins are by far the obvious candidates for first uplift. (They will be immediately sent the the Hague for perpetrating a genocide against porpoises)

[–] [email protected] 29 points 11 months ago (4 children)

The problem is dolphins would have a hard time using tools or, like, building stuff underwater

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

The 12th Working Group on Adaptive Cybernetics (Posadist) of the Socialist World Republic will design highly advanced prosthetics for our dolphin comrades. Don't worry.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's what you think but if we gave them opposable flippers they would rule the sea.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago

prehensile penis