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Help me out, what's a good one for Jessica? I wanna annoy my sister :)
I have used Jessandra/Jessessandra, Jessinald, Jesstancia, Jessentina, Jessanca, Jesstoria, Jessody, Jesselia, Jessolet, Jessilda, Jessephine, Jessevieve, Jessentine, Jesselaide, Jessalie, Jesselope, Jessatrice, Jesselia, and many more. Just because she introduced herself saying her name was easier to remember than the other two that had just introduced themselves. Admittedly I can't remember their names.
Yay! This is a gold mine. Thank you
No problem Kaselina.
Jessifer
I'm afraid you're shit out of luck. Jessica is already an elongated name. If it were something like Jess, you could use Jessilda.
Oh yeah I pretty much exclusively call her Jess or J. Not sure why I didn't just put Jess in the original comment lol.
Jesslinda is amazing! She's gonna hate it, it's perfect. Ooh, I like Jessabeth too.
I forgot all about it, but when we were younger I used to call her random J names for a while. Jeremy was a favorite. Good times.
You could always throw on a hyphenated middle name. She's no longer Jessica, she's Jessica-Anne.
I have a short full name, think something along the lines of "Sam Dal" (it's not, but same vibes), a lot of people ask what Sam is short for, but the answer is nothing, my legal name is just Sam. My friends will call me "Samuel Jay Dalford" as running joke. Made additionally funny because it's a masculine name and I'm not a man.
Reminds me of my old coworker Frank. His dad was Fransisco but his parents just went for straight up Frank lmao